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051 - Corporate America in the 90's
You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if...
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You
sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies
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Your
company welcome sign is attached with Velcro
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Your
resume is on a diskette in your pocket
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Your
company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um
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You
order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes
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When
someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie
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You
get really excited about a 2% pay raise
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You
learn about your layoff on CNN
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Your
biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes
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You
sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet
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Salaries
of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World
countries' annual budgets combined
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You
think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive
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It's
dark when you drive to and from work
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Fun
is when issues are assigned to someone else
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Communication
is something your group is having problems with
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You
see a good looking person and know it is a visitor
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Free
food left over from meetings is your main staple
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Weekends
are those days your significant other makes you stay home
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Being
sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital
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Art
involves a white board
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You're
already late on the assignment you just got When 100% of your time means 20
hours, with 40 more hours on the other 100% of your time.
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You
work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"
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Dilbert
cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only
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Your
boss's favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes" or "when you're freed
up"
- Your
boss' second favorite lines are "this isn't exactly what we need. It may be
what we asked for, but things have changed."
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Vacation
is something you rollover to next year, or you try to use up three weeks
between Christmas and New Year's because otherwise you will lose it, or
you get a check for it every January
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Your
relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers"
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Change
is the norm
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Nepotism
is encouraged
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The
only reason you recognize your kids and friends is because their pictures
are hanging in your cube
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You
only have makeup for fluorescent lighting
- You
read this entire list and understood it
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