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059 - How To Tell if a Redneck Has Been on Your Computer

10.    The monitor is upon blocks.

9.     Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8.     The six front keys have rotted out.

7.     The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6.     The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5.     The password is "Bubba"..

4.     There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3.     There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2.     The keyboard is camouflaged.

         AND the number 1 reason is...

1.    The mouse is referred to as a "critter"

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