018 - Ode to a Spell Checker Ode
to a Spelling Checker Eye
ran this poem threw it A checker
is a bless sing. Each
frays come posed up on my screen Bee
fore a veiling checkers
I believe
too many people rely on their spell-checkers rather than proofrad their documents.
The problem is a spell-checker won't catch words that are misspelled but that
result in other legitimate words. The following shows what can happen.
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks I can knot sea.
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its very polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two read,
And aides me when aye rime.
Aye trussed too be a joule.
The checker sum pours o'e every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a las,
Wee wooed bee maid too whine.
Butt
now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with suc grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Sow
ewe can sea why aye dew prays
such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye break in two averse
Buy righting wat too pleas.