A recent survey conducted by RHI Consulting of Menlo Park, Calif. asked such questions as: "What is the strangest request you have ever heard of or received from a client or end user?" Answers included:

• Please remove this Pop Tart that someone put in my disk drive.
• I need to install the Mac OS on my IBM PC.  Please help ASAP.
• Can you help me set up my car so that I can use my laptop while I drive?
• Could you arrange for an antiviral shot for my floppy disk?
• Can I get the U.S. portion of the World Wide Web?